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Oh, and KTBC? You have options besides a castrated dog: Dump the motherfucker you're with, go to the message boards at www.malechastityforum.com, and you'll find guys whose ultimate fantasy is being with a woman so insecure, or so controlling, that she wants to keep his cock under lock and key.

I am a 25-year-old gay man. I love sex. So does my boyfriend. The problem is that my boyfriend ejaculates prematurely when he bottoms. When he tops, he can hump me all day and it's awesome—but when I stick it in his ass, we only have about 60 seconds before he ejaculates. He does not jack off while he bottoms and I have never seen anything like it. The first time it happened, of course I felt like a hot stud. After the fifth time, I was wishing the ride lasted longer. Sixty seconds just isn't enough time to fully enjoy the awesomeness that is butt sex. I asked him about it and he said that this quick splooge has always happened when he bottoms and he doesn't think there is anything he can do. (So much for feeling like a stud.)

Is there anything we can do to prolong the fuck? He never ejaculates so quickly otherwise. I am in love, he gives a great blowjob, and I'll stay with him no matter what. But if you have any suggestions...

Timed Out Man

Just one: After your boyfriend comes, leave your dick in his ass. Stop fucking, stay very still, and concentrate on keeping your erection. After a minute or two, once the boyfriend's orgasmic contractions have subsided, slowly start fucking him again. He'll have to breathe deep, concentrate on relaxing, and, yes, give it up for you, suffer a bit, take it like the bottom bitch he is (at that moment, not all the time), etc.

It's the only way you'll ever get to spend more than 60 seconds fucking his ass—he's got a hair-trigger (or cock-trigger) prostate, and always will. Your only option for a nice, long, leisurely fuck, TOM, is to keep fucking him after he comes, when the pleasure is drained—quite literally—out of the action for him.

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