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Pet Shop Boys
Fundamental
Rhino
Scritti Politti
White Bread Black Beer
Nonesuch
The arbiters of corporate memory have answered that question firmly; for anyone in the U.S. who remembers the '80s as they're officially instructed to, the groups' legacies barely extend beyond "West End Girls" and "Perfect Way." But this bottom-line approach to the past, as usual, misses the point. Two decades later, each group is re-evaluating a history that's absolutely unquestioned by anyone who'd even bother to wonder if it exists. The Pet Shop Boys' Fundamental is, as its title suggests, a "back to the roots" gambit—a concept that must tickle the proudly non-organic duo of Tennant and Chris Lowe to no end. And awaiting Scritti Politti's first disc in seven years, White Bread Black Beer, is a retroactive cult of benighted Brits who cutely credit Gartside with inventing R&B, and hip U.S. indie kids nostalgic for an era they weren't alive to scoff at.
Those same fans wisely ignored Gartside's catchy, funky, useless '99 not-quite-comeback, Anomie & Bonhomie (complete with guest rhymes from Mos Def!). So instead, Gartside begins White Bread Black Beer with a subtler nod to hip hop, murmuring "The boom boom bap/The tip-a-tip-tap/That's the beat of my heart." There is no boom boom bap underneath; in fact, no drums at all, not at the start. Then a softly clicking pulse, a gurgling electrobass, and endless anticipation for a big beat that never drops. This is a ballad in remembrance of bangers past, with Gartside reminiscing over "the siren call" of a "yes yes y'all" and namedropping the Hollis Crew the way he once did Derrida.
Set adrift on memory bliss as Green is, you'd expect maybe a Proust reference or something, but what makes his pretensions so winning is that they're rarely that obvious or literal. He's not above a direct joke: On "After Six," he pleads, "Jesus, keep your love away from me." The warm Abbey Road harmonies in which he wraps the dream pop of "Snow in Sun" show that he doesn't mind a clear nod to the sonic past. And the tunes are often as forthright as can be. But the chief delights here are the effect of Gartside's unfailingly pleasant inflections upon polysyllables like "petrococodollar" and his knack for deliberately stranding lines like "If you don't have the wherewithal, you don't need the why" and "First I hit a rock/Then I hit a roll/Now I'm hitting on you" somewhere between sense and nonsense. If this open-ended dodge of meaning feels less liberating than it did in 1985, well, that's history's fault, not Green's.
The Pet Shop Boys lost interest in such twists of irony at about the time U.S. pop audiences lost interest in the Pet Shop Boys. Since then, Neil Tennant's developed a way of singing a potential club hit with an air of wistful regret, as though preoccupied with wilder parties in the past. This time around, it's "The Sodom and Gomorrah Show" that receives this treatment, with Trevor Horn beefing up the beats—just like he did for Yes back when. And like so many recovered ironists, Tennant only realized how much promise the past held after it was lost. While singing a Diane Warren ballad, let alone one called "Numb," might have seemed cynical in the past, Tennant's now just democratically staking a non-Grammy-winner's equal claim to pure schlock—Neil's heart too will go on, dammit.