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Call me a masochist, but there are many albums that trigger an urge to inflict painful lesions upon my person. For example, Aerosmith's latest release causes me to cry. But that's only because hearing their millionth take on moronic, aging-rocker nostalgia has me mimicking Steven Tyler's receding hairline by ripping out every one of my tresses with a tear-duct-agitating pair of tweezers. But that's a different kind of pain. My Morning Jacket's country dirges just make me miss the comfort of being sad.
But when you get all blubbery along with me, my bipolar friend, don't say you weren't warned. From the moment that the title track, "At Dawn," begins with a gloomy rumble that builds into a slow, shuffling drumbeat, you know you're in for Ken Loach-grade despair. But it isn't until nearly two minutes after the crescendo when Jim James cuts in with the nasally yowl of a young Neil Young that you start feeling like an oven-bound Sylvia Plath on the dark night of the soul before her last bake sale. This is not just because the first lines James sings are about being hauled out into the street and having hooligans burn all of your stuff in empty trashcans. Or because the man plunking out keyboard lamentations in the background is Danny Cash, a distant relative of the Man in Black.
The real sorrow comes from the far-off, muffled recording, one that is so rife with regret that I can just imagine West Virginians using it to discipline their children: "Now go upstairs to your room, little Billie Sue, and listen to At Dawn until you're sorry for what you've done!" (In fact, the depth of the vocals in the mix may have you thinking Jim James sang them into a microphone located a few hundred miles away in West Virginia.)
The young bad seed, however, would probably happily lock herself in her room and listen to the sweet sound of repenting. "Hopefully" is the most haunting misnomer on the album, blissfully stuck as it is upon a repetitive keyboard figure and the most delicately somber guitar chords. "Death Is My Sleazy Pony," has James whining, "Alcohol will only make you tired" over somnolent harmonicas. For extra nihilistic fun, the album even comes with a second CD of My Morning Jacket demos, which offer the minimalist pleasure of James strangling himself with an acoustic guitar.
Regrettably, a few upbeat songs almost completely destroy the rest of the album's mood. "Just Because I Do" and "The Way That He Sings," boast rollicking guitars and happy harmonies. The result here is a bluesy barroom ruckus that could have been started by the bastard child of Creedence Clearwater Revival. O Death, that you might program our CD players to play only the most torrid eulogies!
Perhaps the Grim Reaper is sticking all of his skeletal little fingers on the stereo buttons in the Netherlands, where those poor MMJ lovers get no winter sun and drool over Rutger Hauer movies just to keep their endorphin levels in check. The Dutch buy more MMJ CDs than anyone else, and the Dutch television program Lola da Musica recently featured a documentary about the band, most of which had those ol' whiners insisting that they were dyed-in-indigo country rockers and not Slint-era indie poseurs.