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At the very least, the film plumbs a fascinating phenomenon for the first time. Until now, Lopez, like Presley's own Seventies live pastiche, hasn't been taken nearly as seriously as he should be. His revues, which combine Vegas-style tear-off costumes, backup singers (the Elvettes), and Public Enemy-ish political theater, make smart, subtle connections between the struggles of la raza and the iconography of pop. (This is a guy who calls his pencil 'stache "DuChampsian.") Who else but Lopez--who tells Chodorov that he thought Elvis was Latino as a kid--would be fated to run into Chuck D during a tour of Sun Studios? (Recognizing El Rey immediately, the Chuck honored him by signing an Elvis glossy.) The bracing spectacle of an openly gay guapo courting a loyal contingent of rabid Priscillas in his audience seems the pinnacle of confusion-as-entertainment.
"Being onstage is maybe the least sexy time for me," he admits. "But presenting a sexual image onstage is part of your craft. At those moments you connect with Elvis, Little Richard, Mick Jagger--the programmed rock 'n' roll genes just surface."
Lopez had ducked out of rock 'n' roll for years before he began playing Colonel Parker to a new alter ego, and Elvis never meant [bleep] to him as a punk. His way back into the King came through folk art, a designation he gives to the craft of Elvis impersonation. In 1988 Lopez curated an Elvis exhibition, complete with a lame impersonator, at the L.A. gallery where he worked. Thinking he might do it better, he made the Graceland pilgrimage, bluffing his way into a gig during the Elvis-mourning Weep Week, saying, "Haven't you heard of me?" He's been bluffing ever since.
"It was just a dare to myself to see what I could get away with," he says. "To me, that was kind of like the art: What do people believe, and what do they want to believe. The craft and songs came later."